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laughter, THE BEST MEDICINE |
"MY HUSBAND won a trip for two to Hawaii,"a woman complained to her marriage counselor."He went twice!" |
Q:When does a hill become a mountain? A:When it fills out an application for employment. | "THERE'S A PLAN to allow banks to merge with insurance companies,"says Jay Leno."this would produce a new race off super-boring human beings." |
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RIDDLES |
I don't come up.WHAT IS IT? |
A YUMMY RIDDLESingle line,WHAT IS IT? |
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DOUGH FIGURES |
You will need:salt,water,flour,
measuring cup,mixing bowl,mix-
ing spoon,paintbrush,paint.
Remember:This dough is for playing,not for EATING!
STEPS:
Gradually add 2 cups of warm water
and stir.
is smooth.
mold it into your favorite shapes or
things.Objects should not be more
than 1/2-inch thick.
sheet.
at 300 degrees.
(DO NOT TRY TO DO
THIS YOURSELF!)
glue flat magnets to the back of
dough objects and stick them to a
refrigerater or other metal surface.
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Minnie"s Mini Snacks |
Ingredients:1/2 cup peanut butter,4 oz. vanilla
yogurt,1/2 cup shredded Colby cheese, banana
slices,saltine crackers,ground nuts.
Directions:
- Stir together the peanut butter and
yogurt in a small bowl.- Stir in cheese.
- Chill mixture in refrigerator for three
hours.- Spread mixture on saltine crackers.
- Place banana slices on top of each
cracker and sprinkle with nuts.- Enjoy a healthy snack with your friends
or family.
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